in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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