I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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