just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
