I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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