capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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