I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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