On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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