your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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