Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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