Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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