you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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