So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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