To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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