And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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