your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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