white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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