11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Shame - the story of my life.
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