then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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