no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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