is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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