u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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