i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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