Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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