speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Two words: nipple clamps
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