i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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