So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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