I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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