There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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