if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Will exercising make me less horny?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
