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There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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