i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
ttyl tear gas
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize