Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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