Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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