In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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