Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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