pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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