I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
