careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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