so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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