Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
