is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm too high and old for this...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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