youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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