I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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