You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize