would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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