there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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