He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
