There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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