just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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