Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the day after is always just damage control
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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