i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
