Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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