we have officially lost it.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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