Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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