hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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