therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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