1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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