do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
try to milk me bitch
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