The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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