Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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