I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Shame is for Republicans.
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